I'm high.
My name is; what?
My name is; who?
My name is; nobody famous.

Hi kids, do you like marijuana?
You wanna see me take six big hits of this purple ganja?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Weed to buy, get high, and try shrooms when the supply's right?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which way this blunt rotates.
Smugrik said, "Lil Sneezy you definitely a pot head."
Nu-uh
"You're not passing a blunt, man, that's a fucking burrito, damn."
Well, since 23 I hit the weed and I never really ever stopped
between Stephanie and Emery I got to harvest my first crop.
Finger hash from the oils. Tin foils for waterfalls.
What it boils down to is ya'll don't even got the balls
to rap over a track this mother fucking legendary.
Ya'll dipping out the back because it's mother fucking scary.
Slim's passing up the torch? Then I'ma mother fucking carry it.
Half ya'll mother fuckers mad because I'm mother fucking serious.

Hi my name is no one famous you can say you heard me first.
And the state the game of rap is in is dying slow of thirst.
I'm just here to fix it 'cause it can't get any worse
and slay these fucking rappers but their bars inside a hearse.

My anatomy teacher wanted to flunk me at OSU
Fuck you ****, take your tenure and go straight to hell.
I laughed in his face during a lecture a disgrace to all professors --
no wonder your bitch up and fucking left ya.
Walked onto the campus, high on reefer madness
flicked my roach clip like I owned the fucking business.
Extracurricular drug slang vernacular
selling dope to friends while their screaming at me:
"This weed's spectacular!"
99 percent of my life I was lied to.
It's obvious the government does more fucked up shit than I do.
I told 'em I'd grow up and become respectable
until I found out school's cost more than what's practical.
You know you fucked up when you owe 'em 50 grand
and your credit's in the red all for an education.
My public defender asked for my autograph so I signed it:
******** suck my mother fucking dick bitch.

Stop this disc! Dick riding fans get pissed!
"Don't just stand there, Slim, fucking destroy this bitch."
I'm not ready to quit, rap is barely alive.
It's fairly obvious how scarcely rappers are trying to rhyme.
Tupac and Biggie would say "Hip-hop has died."
I just smoked an 1/8 of weed; dare me to drive?
All of the time I just wanna get high,
I haven't had hash in a minute, my dependence is to high to hide.
Clothes ripped like my brain on the weekend.
I can usually depend to get high with one of my friends.
When I'm baked I get so hungry I start throwing fits:
"How the fuck do I cook Top Ramen, this shit is complex?"
I lay awake jacking-off in my bed
to thoughts about winning the lottery and having no debt, it's very sad.
Oh, and by the way, when you see OSP,
tell 'em they got fucking stabbed in a dream I fucking had.